Harvard says coffee cures prostate cancer. How is my Starbucks stock doing?
I have been informed by certain authorities that I “suck at teh twitterz”. This was probably meant as a complement.
Yeah so, ok. It’s only 4AM, but that is really not the point. The thermometer reads an uncivilized 12 degrees Fahrenheit.
…you might like Tutta Bella.
So I sometimes find myself snapping my fingers and tapping my toes–conservatively of course–to the beat. Lately, I’ve enjoyed the sounds of Blue Scholars.
Do you see that Neo? That is the color of inevitability…
…and you got your Christianity in my Islam
I don’t understand how this keeps happening, but I have clearly been marked for death by the K9 species. I will keep posting for as long as I can.
I spotted this creature eyeballing me. Only by chance was its sneak attack defeated.
In New Zealand a dog, deliberately and with malicious intent, sat on my foot in an attempt to falsely imprison me.
Vicious dogs lurk in even the most tranquil environments. A Jaffro must always be on his–or her–guard.